WOAH. NUTZ.
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oh my god. Gerard and I just went to see 17 again [[wonderful movie :) ]] and HOLY SHIT. And I'm not talking about the movie. We went on opening night at 7:00 PM. Bad idea. We found ourselves in the middle of a TWEEN THROWDOWN. So it all started when the movie started talking about erections and I was like shit I thought this was PG! So Gerard politely asked the girl next to us "Hey what's this rated" and this like 12 year old cunt goes "DO YOU EVER SHUT UP?!" and then two minutes later she was talking away so I was like "do YOU ever shut up you rude piece of shit?" So then we were like hating on her life mentally. And THEN these girls and boys [[more tweens]] started throwing popcorn at our good friend the cuntcake and she was NOT having that. Her exact quote was "you better stop it unless you want that popcorn up your butt" and Gerard and I said "FIERCE". But these rebellious tweeners continued to throw the popcorn and the theater bodyguard was called! OH SNAP! But even after this dashing young fellow came to the aid of the theater the battle continued when the angry tweeners got pissed at cuntcake for calling security so they started getting in her grill and some middle aged woman (what was she doing at 17 again may I ask? You are not 17 again lady you are 57) was like "excuse me could you please be quiet I'm trying to watch the movie" and cuntcake was like "WOMAN I'M TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE" and Gerard and I were like "OH SHIT" Just as a sidenote this cuntcake still had ALL her baby fat and laughed like an orca whale and did not appreciate when I inquired if it cost the aquarium extra to let Shamu have a night off of performances to go to the movies ( HAHA. I amuse myself) So anyways. In conclusion people in that movie were crrrray craaaay ( crazy for those not hip to the latest lingo). But aside from that the movie was awesome and I'm not a huge Zac Efron fan but he was looking fiiiiiine. If he was an apple he'd be Delicious (A+ quality line from the movie) Go see it, and pray to God you are not sitting with the entire 8th grade population of MA when you do.
<3 MG
p.s. I saw a dead opossum on the side of the road on my way home and it made me so sad. I'm not like some crazy PETA person I love me a bucket of finger lickin' good chicken from KFC every once in awhile but road kill breaks my heart. I sent a prayer to the opossum gods for this poor creature and his family. Plus this morning on my way to school I saw a dead turkey and a dead like I don't know I couldn't identify the animal but it was pretty big it could've ( I just completely forgot where the apostrophe goes in "could've") been like a coyote or something. PLUSSSSS Haleigh told me she saw a dead deer on the way to school. WHO IS ON AN ANIMAL KILLING SPREE? I bet it was cuntcake on her tricycle or whatever kind of vehicle can hold her weight.
<3 MG
p.s. I saw a dead opossum on the side of the road on my way home and it made me so sad. I'm not like some crazy PETA person I love me a bucket of finger lickin' good chicken from KFC every once in awhile but road kill breaks my heart. I sent a prayer to the opossum gods for this poor creature and his family. Plus this morning on my way to school I saw a dead turkey and a dead like I don't know I couldn't identify the animal but it was pretty big it could've ( I just completely forgot where the apostrophe goes in "could've") been like a coyote or something. PLUSSSSS Haleigh told me she saw a dead deer on the way to school. WHO IS ON AN ANIMAL KILLING SPREE? I bet it was cuntcake on her tricycle or whatever kind of vehicle can hold her weight.
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