AP Biology woes

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I could study for ten thousand hours, for ten thousand YEARS and I would still know nothing about AP Biology. I wouldn't have a clue what symplast is I wouldn't be able to tell you the function of cambium. Here is the knowledge I have gained from bio this year- there is bacteria having sex on your teeth right now- go brush em'.
MG <3

I hear ya MG! i got a 66 on that test, with a huge scale. And you know what? i do know what the fuck cork cambium is ITS BARK. whatever mr burke, go make stupid bio abreviations via text to your bffl scientists.

Dramatic Interpretation

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That's Lea's interpretation of Dan's heart getting eaten by a dog. If you can't tell he's shouting "I'm gonna go attempt to drown myself" Peyton and Lucas are saying "wtf" and Lea and I are peeing ourselves laughing.

SECRETS OF THE TREE : MG

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OK before I talk about the episode TALK ABOUT A RIDICULOUS TEASER!!! PEYTON ALL BLOODY ON THE FLOOR IN A WEDDING GOWN WTF. I hope she dies.

Back to the episode.
I'm kind of starting to loathe Brooke a little bit, while I understand her life is there and what not she never gets with ANYONE anymore. She's boring. However I did spot Julian in the preview for the upcoming episodes so that's good, I love that gent. I like Sam too although she looked older to me in this episode I don't know why. Is Dan dead or something, why was Jamie like "Oh can I miss him?" I'm very sick of Peyton and her shenanigans and I hate how she walks around holding her stomach all the time shut up you skinny bitch. I'm getting bored with Nathan and Haley they're just an old married couple, but in the previews it looked like they were getting it on so that's good- FINALLY. I am so so so happy about Mouth and Milly anddd I love Skillz. That's all <3

Lea- so my TiVo decided not to work and ive missed every one of my shows on the CW this week. F my life.

Sorry all I talk about is food.

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Is it just me, or do you totally hate the oats in lucky charms and just want to eat the marshmallows? I always want to eat the marshmallows, but in order to get to the ones at the bottom I have to eat the nasty oats. I think that is part of General Mills plan. Mission accomplished assholes, I ate your damn oats.

<3MG

About Us

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Well, hello there! this is myself, AKA Lea. Apparently MG decided to post the most sexy picture i have on the internet to show what i look like to all of you. i do not usually look like this. i usually look like this. i love eggs benedict and cheese. i just got my license on saturday. i have my septum pierced. i enjoy loud techno music and am apalled that Flo Rida has ripped part of the "I'm Blue" by Eiffel 65 track because its perfect the way it is (shame on you Flo Rida or should i say Florida!). i eat activia like nobody's business. i have a boyfriend named Andrew Coffey (sorry boys i know you wanted a piece of this *smacks bum*)
That's me, Mary Grace [[MG]]. As you can see I am short and only associate with inanimate objects. I like mac and cheese and happy music. Both Lea and I share an IMMENSE love for One Tree Hill although neither her nor I know what the fuck was up with Dan getting his heart transplant eaten by a crack heads dog?! We will post a "SECRETS OF THE TREE" blog every monday after One Tree Hill because we are dedicated critics of The Tree.

Popping our Blogging Cherry

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Welcome to the magical adventures of MG and Lea. We are hoping you found this completely accidentally [[can i put two adverbs back to back?]] and have fallen in love adding it to your bookmarks bar and telling all your friends. Enjoy <3
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT CAKE. IT IS THE TINIEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN AND I HAVE TO EAT 4 OF THEM JUST TO EQUAL ONE PIECE OF ACTUAL HUMAN FOOD AND NOT THIS FETUS SHIT.
Lea- it might satisfy the world's smallest mom (as seen on TLC)
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