Larry Grace

Hello everyone. That's me snacking on an oreo in my transformers shirt. I wore that shirt to the last day of math camp freshmen year with just leggings and a belt hahah. Allah is favoring me on this day in many many ways but I can only share a few of them for fear or being beaten up or hated by my peers. Firstly, I got an 89 on my bio test BOO YAH SUCKAHS. And then I got a 94 on my calculus quiz and it was a whole other round of boo yahs. Plus I do not have school tomorrow and I'm going to breakfast and getting my hair done and then it's prom and life will be great. Also the other victories in my life I can't share right now tsh. Anyways I hope you like that snapshot of me in French class, that sums up my entire high school career hahaha. Lea & I will definitely update with pictures from prom. <3 MG

so this one time im gunna kill my boyfriend with a knife (not really thats not an actual threat so dont think im a murderer).
metaphorically. all i will say is he needs to learn how to spend his money, not get tickets, and perhaps buy me flowers once in a while or craft me something nice. so anyways i would like to comment on that drug performance thing we witnessed the other day. BRAVOOO!!! that shit was funny (dont act like it wasnt). my favorite was the "Hello, i can't believe you, like, left me here" poem. i now want to write ridiculous valley-girl-esque poems all the time. also, dont scare old people. they cant control their bowels or heart attacks. its just not cool.

this is my poodle getting a bath. he looks like a rat. yucky rat in my sink.

this is MG sleeping in class. thats what you get for calling me a slacker!
nice bangs mary grace, nice bangs...
<3 Lea

sorry i have seemingly abandoned our blog lately! when i went on my cruise i expected to be able to blog every day about my adventures BUT it costs 55 cents a minute to be on the computer and they totally shortened the minutes cuz i compared my charge to the clock and it was about a dollar over. SO instead of going to school and taking my bio test and writing an AP lit essay, i stayed home. i am also sick so its not like im just being an asshole and staying home for nothing. anyways an update of my cruise: i went to labadee- haiti, montego bay- jamaiaca, stingray beach- grand caymen, and cozumel- mexico. it was fucking amazing EVEN THOUGH i was sick the whole entire time. i got some bug from the kids at my work, then my birth control was giving me crippling stomach pains so i had to take it out and that consequently cause my "little friend" to come along then dani gave me a cold (i know you probably dont want to know this BUT i just want you to understand how much physical pain i was in).

this is a picture of my sister Dani and i on the first day. we had to have a safety drill. it was not fun.

this is dani and i dressed up all nice and fancy for the formal dinner night

this is us all being fat and eating free ice cream. i am making a very sexy drunk face even though i am completely sober.

here i am with Tonto and my mother.

dani and i on another fancy night

jen and my 29-year-old indian boyfriend, Muthu

this lady grabbing my boobs after doing a shot in Mexico @ Senor Frogs

sexy again in our room

its a boy!

on the promenade

vogueing at bingo!

hawwttttt

cool kids dont take limos, they take boats.

dune buggys in jamaica!!

so dirty and gross. but dirty hot too ;D

im a huge slut =]

me pretending to be anorexic

look at that hot piece of indian ass. yum.

DAAAAAAYYYYYYUUUUUMMMMM
the end

I'm going to tie Lea to a computer chair and make her write a damn blog.

So life just went to hell in a handbasket practically within seconds. On Thursday I went up to BU with my sister and mosyed around. It was nice. Then I went to H&M. And you know how when you're at a store and you're in a dressing room trying something on and you want it to look good so badly that you kind of just convince yourself you look beautiful in it and then you get home and you put it on and you're like what the fuck is this nonsense. That is what happened to me. I got this tomfoolery (that is like a noun not an adjective but whatever) sailor dress and I was like "ohh this is charming" FALSE. It was super uncharming. Then my other sister dragged me to the "Boston premiere" of some weirdo Rob Pattinson movie called "How to Be". It sucked. And it wasn't even a premiere. The director and like two of the actors were there but not ROB. The only person anyone would want to see. Then there was some like stupid Q&A and some imbecile was like "OH I spent the summer in London last year this movie made so homesick!"( the movie is a British film) OKAY SHUT UP YOU TWAT JUST BECAUSE YOU WERE IN LONDON FOR TWO MONTHS DOES NOT MAKE IT YOUR HOME STOP MAKING AMERICANS LOOK FOOLISH. Gahh. And thennnnn the next morning my parents scoop me up to whisk me off to a tour at Northeastern (WHERE RACHEL KIRSTEN AND I GOT BOXES OF FREE HUMUS <3 I LOVE NORTHEASTERN THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY WHERE I'M GOING THEIR GYM IS RIGHT ON TOP OF AN AU BON PAIN <3333) but anyway, my parents picked me up and my mother was like "I'm flying down to Baltimore tomorrow at 8 AM and driving to Texas with your uncle because my dad is really sick"and I said "EXXXXCUSE ME" and then I was like "well when will you be back?" "Oh it could be a few days or a few weeks" WHATTT. I mean my mom and I aren't biffs but GOD FRIGGEN HELP ME IF I'M STUCK WITH MY DAD FOR MORE THAN TWO DAYS. I'm going to go nuts. I already am going nuts. I was all ready to go hit the town with some lovely ladies and then my father was like "no you can do something tomorrow" I DONT WANT TO DO SOMETHING TOMORROW FOOL I WANT TO DO SOMETHING TODAY. So now I am sitting in my room in my underpants as a protest. I don't know exactly what kind of protest that is but whatever. Hate life. Going to work on SATs. God hates me. Why using sentence frags?

<3 MG

p.s. the image at the top is a dramatic representation of my life.

Tonight is something of a bluebird night [[ a sad one]] so here is my blues playlist. I hope it makes you as sad as you want to be haha.

1. Sorry-Maria Mena
2. Hazy-Rosi Golan
3. Curl up and Die-Relient K
4. Lost Myself in Search of You- Matt Nathanson
5. Rest Stop- Matchbox Twenty
6. Learning to Let Go- Corey Chowder < tsh clam chowdah. wow HAHAHA this man's name is actually Corey CRowder.i thought it was chowder
7. Last Request- Paolo Nutini
8. I'm not that Girl- Wicked < tsh
9. Brick- Ben Folds Five
10. Lost Forever- The Guggenheim Grotto
11. People as Places as People- Modest Mouse< this isnt even sad i just love modest mouse
12. One of Those Days- Joshua Radin
13. Keepsake- State Radio
14. Japanese Gum - Her Space Holiday < i got this via Britt and i love it
15. December Baby- Ingrid Michaelson
16. Responsible- Sara Bareilles
17. The Best Deceptions- Dashboard Confessional
18. The Hardest Thing- 98 Degrees < i dont care what anyone says this depicts a heart breaking tale so stfu.
19. Love and Some Verses- Iron and Wine
20. Your Bruise- Death Cab for Cutie

kinda tooly. but there you go.

<3 MG

Prom shoes :] they're cute and flat because as much as my shoe collection begs to differ I can't walk in heels for shit. Rachel & I went to Providence college today I liked it quite a lot. My mother tried to seduce a senior. Kill me. I finally finally finalllly got Orgasm blush from NARS <333 so excited. It's the best. I have to wake up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to go to a tour at Wheaton and then I'm in Boston for the night to go to a movie premiere with my sisters. Have a good Thursday/ Friday <3 MG

I hateeeeee the dentist. Even if you have the most beautiful teeth in the world they will still find a reason to attack your mouth with their tiny dentist weaponery [ that is apparently not how you spell weaponery but I don't know how else you would spell it so...sorry.] I used to want to be a dentist. Ya right. Mouths are disgusting. Did you know that your vagina [[assuming you're a girl]] is cleaner than your mouth? Break the ice with that gem of knowledge next awkward situation you find yourself in :] Tomorrow Rachel and I are embarking off to Providence College. I hope they have good food. I have to go finish my SAT math workbook. Kill me. I made up a little diddy that I have been singing to myself "I hate math it makes me want to gouge my eyes out." Feel free to put whatever tune you want to that.


<3 MG

Did any of you ever read Junie B. Jones? They were my favvvvvorite books all through elementary school...and middle school...and high school. I still buy them and I still laugh out loud because I have the sense of humor of a first grader. What was your favorite Junie book? Mine was Junie B.Jones is a Beauty Shop Guy.

So Olivia and I went to see 17 Again. It was amazing...again. We are planning an exodus back to Heritage to see the Hannah Montana movie. Our lives are very fulfilling. I love seeing movies with Olivia, she always laughs as loud as I do :D That dead oppossum was still there on the side of the road on my way home :[ There weren't any obnoxious tweeners in this film but there were some annoying middle aged women and the Faiellas...and AIDAN. hahaha. I died.We were really cute and paid the concession girl in quarters. She was very appreciative. In 9th grade, we went on a Zac Efron splurge and bought pens and notebooks with his beautiful face on it...another spree may be in order. We should get shirts this time that we can wear in Memphis. Thank you for accompanying me Liv :]