Dentists are put on the earth to make children cry.
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I hateeeeee the dentist. Even if you have the most beautiful teeth in the world they will still find a reason to attack your mouth with their tiny dentist weaponery [ that is apparently not how you spell weaponery but I don't know how else you would spell it so...sorry.] I used to want to be a dentist. Ya right. Mouths are disgusting. Did you know that your vagina [[assuming you're a girl]] is cleaner than your mouth? Break the ice with that gem of knowledge next awkward situation you find yourself in :] Tomorrow Rachel and I are embarking off to Providence College. I hope they have good food. I have to go finish my SAT math workbook. Kill me. I made up a little diddy that I have been singing to myself "I hate math it makes me want to gouge my eyes out." Feel free to put whatever tune you want to that.
<3 MG


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