FRANK THE TANK
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Disclaimer: this isn't about anyone you know so don't try to identify Frank.
So I just listed Frank the Tank as one of my annoyances but I didn't give the background story so here it is: I run track. Do not be fooled by this revelation, I am in no way shape or form some kind of speedster. I'm lazy, I walk around most practices and I do not excel in sprinting. But I do not want to do the distance workouts so I'm on the sprinting team. Yesterday was our first meet, and I was planning on being with another girl on my team who I have a pact with during every 100 to always finish together so as not to look stupid and slow. However, Allah was not favoring me on this day so I had to go in the second heat. Dana [[a good friend of mine]]and I exchanged a look as we saw the "frank the tank"[[terminology stolen from Patrick Prendergast]] standing next to us and said "at least we will beat her." FALSE. As soon as that gun was fired FRANK THE TANK FLEW. Litterally booked it down the track at lightning speed leaving me and Dana in the dust. At least Dana was a little closer to Frank. I however was in dead last. To make matters worse Captain Jerk of the British Royal Douchery aka CJ came strolling up to me after my race and said "I think you lost." I proceeded to cry. My ass was handed to me by someone whose ass could eat me. My life is a shitshow, my pride is non existent and my dignity is nowhere to be found. Thanks Frank.
MG <3>
So I just listed Frank the Tank as one of my annoyances but I didn't give the background story so here it is: I run track. Do not be fooled by this revelation, I am in no way shape or form some kind of speedster. I'm lazy, I walk around most practices and I do not excel in sprinting. But I do not want to do the distance workouts so I'm on the sprinting team. Yesterday was our first meet, and I was planning on being with another girl on my team who I have a pact with during every 100 to always finish together so as not to look stupid and slow. However, Allah was not favoring me on this day so I had to go in the second heat. Dana [[a good friend of mine]]and I exchanged a look as we saw the "frank the tank"[[terminology stolen from Patrick Prendergast]]
MG <3>
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